Woodgie


a person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.

“look at that fat -ss who just spilled ice-cream on his dora the explorer shirt. he’s all alone.”

“oh, he’s such a woodgie.”
the act of wedgie-ing a guy when he has a hard-on.
i just woodgied that b-st-rd!
when something is wrinkled or just not right in some way.
i was trying to sew a pair of pants, but the seam went all woodgie.

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