woodhead
a morning bl-w j-b
i woke up to a woodhead
to get head in woods or a forest
guy: dude, last night i was in the woods with my girlfriend and she gave me some woodhead!!
friend: d-mn, does she give good woodhead?
guy: h-ll yea!
a guy with a particularily tiny c-ck attempts to c-ckslap a minger. unfortunately he misses due to the ridiculous size of his manhood and feels rather embaressed. he then p-sses on the girl and punches her in the face in an attempt to remove his embaresment in fact making the situation worse he can be now known as a woodhead.
oh my god did you see that woodhead last night? he was a c right tw-t. i think he got arested
a s-xual pervert/predator. usually a woodhead is a chronic masterbator. can be found jerking off in a public place.
30 yr old man: i just f-cked a teenager!
other man: your such a woodhead….
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