wooding


doing nothing, chilling.
hey man, what are you up to?

i’m just wooding.
is the art of masterbating in the woodland of herefordshire. this activity is often undertaken by farmers sons when walking their dog.
james is off to go wooding with winnie.
to do a male or female up the anul
im bored of normal s-x, i might do wooding to jane tonight

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