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• Woolcombe

  a really camp p-ssyole. when they make a joke, you die a bit inside. also, they are normally dumb blonds. “oh ma dayzz. that ralph guy is such a woolcombe” “innit. he just ran away from greg and now he’s makin some dumb joke bout it. i just wanna die a bit inside”

• wrong-un (n), dry ~ (v)

  like its name suggests, the term “wrong-un,” (taken from cricket jargon) means “wrong one.” it can be used as a transitive verb, which is means “dry -n-l s-x,” since it leads to major complications if you try to say “dry wrong-unal s-x.” as a noun, the term “wrong-un” is one’s -rs-hole, and the term “dry” […]

• wtfdyt

  what the f-ck do you think? joey:hey is that dead guy getting up? dave:wtfdyt?

• wumper

  an obtuse extremity characterized by large people. it appears most commonly on obese men with extremely large skin flaps. they may look like wings or back b–bs, but can appear on the legs or underneath the arms. did you see the people on the people of walmart photos with the large wumpers? they looked like […]

• Dry Hobo Jerkdown

  a dry, sandpapery hand job first coined by the comedic mind of mr. dave attell often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind. she didn’t even have the decency to spit on her hand first! it was a dry hobo jerkdown! what are these girls’ stepfathers’ teaching them?

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