woodke
1. when you put a big key up your or someone elses d-ck-hole and move it all around. and do the hokey pokey, while shoving a doorkn-b in your -n-s.
2. placing splinters inside of a woman’s vajayjay.
1. nick: yeah, did you hear that ian gave himself a woodke yesterday?
jake john: oh yeah i did, i heard his parents put him in an inst-tute.
2. its kinda gay.
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