Woodkiller


a person or action that can turn any erect p-n-s flaccid.
guy one: dude, did you see that fat chick?
guy two: yeah, she’s a woodkiller.
when you are “sporting wood” at an inconvient or embarr-ssing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you’ve ever seen. she shall be affectionatley known as “the wood killer.”
as the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, i realized i was sporting wood. in order to avoid embarr-ssment i closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the “wood killer.”

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