Woodland Middle School


a concentration camp located in gurnee, illinois. friggin school where h-m-phobic bullying is never stopped, where friggin mexicans cut the lunch lines and not get caught, where friggin teachers don’t give a f-ck of how we feel, and a place where i f-cking lose my motivation becuz everyone is being a douchebag.

on the outside of the skewl:
front: looks innocent, except the sign near the front door

which looks like the new swastikas.
left: looks like a concentration camp (it is) with numbers

above the doors. there’s even a furnace where

people get burned.
back: swastikas everywhere!
right: more swastikas!
“f-cking dam crackers acting like preps at woodland middle school!”
a highly conservative based middle school based in gurnee, illinois. a dominantly white school, which creates early racial, cultural and s-xual intolerance which is visibly carried over into warren township highschool as wms is its main feeder school.
the top two recreational activities include s-xual intercourse and alcohol in order to mimic their older “friends” in high school.
nearly all of the students partic-p-te in pop culture trends, and those who choose not to, are cast out, creating further social and economic cl-ss division, and as most of them are white, even digs deeper into the racial intolerance.
the teachers have the motto of “act like an adult”, yet don’t seem to understand the retrospect of it: “be treated like an adult.” kids are treated as though they are still in 3rd grade, despite how immature the majority are, this severely cut down on those years ahead of family guy jokes and pop culture references.
“you came from woodland middle school?”
“yeah…”
“d-mn… are you alright?”
stupid —- 90% white school in gurnee illinois where everyone lacks intelegence including the teachers. includes -ssholes,drugs,preps,and racists where you are in a prision full of whites.2 hours of homework are given on a dosage.going to this school will make you more addicted to the couch. this school also worships george w bush,and really likes to suck up money with overpriced taxes for a sh-tty school that isnt worth it. all who go here are guarenteed a one ticket to h-ll
god dammit! wms is a f-cking prison filled with god d-mn sh-t whites who lack f-cking intelegence! they make up stupidity with racism.d-mn crackers!

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