woodland sticky hands


when your enjoying a hike through the wilderness, and happen to spot an exceptionally attractive member of the female s-x, you proceed to take their hands and apply them to wet sap excreting from a nearby tree, thusly rendering them immobile, and allowing you to have your way with this female.
“your hot lets f-ck”|
“ew no”
(man finds wet sap and applies the woodland sticky hands technique)
“take it all”

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