woodle
the most immature way to refer to a p-n-s
boys make weewees from their woodle
a woodle is a mix of the words wood (and erection) and noodle. it is used to describe an erection that is not completly hard.
let’s get out of here, i got a woodle and dont want to be pitching a tent.
the act of woodling – to woodle something is to woodle it. citrus the orange lord says so
“woodle that orange tree please”
woodle can be used in subst-tute for just about any word, and is a common word among trollers and meme geeks. it is said that when long cat and ceiling cat created earth, they merely said one word; woodle. in j-pan it is pr-nounced (oo-dor-oo), but the meaning is unknown. the word first appeared around the time of 894 b.c, and has been used ever since as a threat, a compliment, and a simple subst-tute for anything unnecessary.
i.e.-
get those woodles away from me; tasty ramen woodles;
let there be woodles; how many woodles are in there?; you’re a woodler, you know that?; how the h-ll did a woodle get in here?
an exclamation of delight or amazement.
“i am making a german chocolate cake for dessert”
or “today os going to be sunny and 70s!”
“woodle!”
code word for s-x used by indians, like from india, not native americans
woodles!
this word is a complete sentence itself. nothing else is required, although it can be incorporated into a sentence. e.g. last nights woodles was great, here is the money for your services.
another word for the female genitalia (the v-g-n-).
i don’t want some random doctor looking up my woodle!
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