woodpecker effect
the woodp-ck-r effect is a signature s-xual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by jed,to give you an idea moses, one of jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for jed.
summed up by the great dj/electrician/plumber/shop -ssistant/butcher/delivery man/entertainer/bodger fudge in the following way:
‘jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then f-cking woodp-ck-rs up and down like its some sort of f-cking tree, daft prix’
this is essentially the woodp-ck-r effect.
‘i tell you what sally, jed didn’t half give me a good woodp-ck-ring last night’
‘bl–dy h-ll, i feel like i’ve been woodp-ck-red, see any herrons about last night!?’
‘i’m getting well good at the woodp-ck-r effect lads’
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