woodpeckering
taking on the persona of a woodp-ck-r at night with your male partner, especially when he is dead tired.
this could involve any of these four actions, usually in this order: 1) asking deep, eerie, emotional questions and demanding answers like a persistent woodp-ck-r 2) wearing a hard-billed hat and poking vigorously along your partner’s forehead until he answer your questions 3) making a pseudo woodp-ck-r beak with your two index fingers pointing out from your face and woodpecking his mouth then sucking and licking his lips and mouth as if searching for food until he answers your questions 4) giving him a woodp-ck-r-themed bl-w j-b if he hasn’t yet smothered you
“dude, why is your girl so smothered and dead?”
“oh, last night she thought woodp-ck-ring was life-worthy behavior.”
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