Woodsen
a funny name to call somebody with the last name “woods”.
dude: your last name is woods so i’m calling you woodsen…
chick: ok…
dude: woodsen… lol
a person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. he’s oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. gets tongue tied during uno. ditched his best friend for a goat. thinks he’s cool but isn’t. needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. is somehow part cowboy and part punk. he likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. and likes to bash mailboxes.
do you hear that yelling and crying?
yeah, its probably woodsen.
i think its a girl crying.
no, thats woodsen.
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