woodside


the town between astoria & jackson heights & the best place in the world to live at.
you would like to live in woodside, wouldn’t you?
a very open female, from both ends; often bis-xual
1: hey did you do woodside last night?
2: yea, so did my best friend the night after.
to be c-ckblocked or cuckolded in a tremendous (and/or tragically hilarious) fashion. originates from a fark.com thread, in which a man describes his friend (whose last name is woodside) moving in on a girl that he liked, not once, but twice in the sp-ce of 10 years (the second time resulting in an engagement).
jack was getting married (they were both saving themselves for the wedding night), and he invited his college buddy scott to the wedding. scott met jack’s bride-to-be for the first time at the rehearsal dinner, and just two hours later, he woodsided jack with the fiance in the coat closet of the reception hall.
an anorexic obnoxious violent no-friend sl-tty wh-r-.
nasty i would’nt touch her shes such a woodside

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