Woodstock Flakes
woodstock flakes or nutritional yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient egypt. it is a yeast fermented on mol-sses. the rise in popularity in recent years in the ‘hippie’ community has dubbed the formally known ‘nutritional yeast’ with a new name with less nutrition in the t-tle. containing 200% of your daily b12 per teaspoon, woodstock flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.
mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese subst-tute, or anywhere you want.
“oh man, this popcorn is bland”
“you want to sprinkle some woodstock flakes on it?”
“awesome! thats the shizit”
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