Woodstock Woodpecker


an act in which whilst having s-x with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your -ss.
me and shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her bull mastif starting giving me a woodstock woodp-ck-r.

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