Woodwork


the ‘underground’; refers to ilegal activity.
the fbi thought that montenegro was as good as theirs, but he faded into the woodwork before they found him.
term for the uprights (goal posts) and crossbar in football (soccer). taken from the days when the goal structure was made from wood.
i slalomed past 3 defenders then deftly rounded the goal keeper only to have my world cl-ss finish soundly denied by the woodwork.
to get it in; a male referring to having s-x with a female.
yo, bruh, you seen mia. i think she’s feeling me, i’m bout to give her that woodwork.
money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.
billy- you still askin yo mama fo money?

skeety d- yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis wood work
when you get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less h-ts in
ooo boy, bob got the wood works put on him!

tom: did you win your fight?
bob: no i got the wood works

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