Woofer


a genius invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep b-ss anywhere – anytime.
i gots a a couple 15″ woofers in the trunk of my car – dang that’s loud!!!
used to describe an ugly, “dog-like” female
“hey, what do you think of that girl over there?”
“she’s a total woofer.”
1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of b-ss
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car
those 12″ woofers woke up the whole neighborhood
a twitter user who rarely posts on twitter. a low frequency tweeter.
wayne is a woofer. he tweets here and there.
an unnatractive female.
don’t fancy yours much!! what a fu—in woofer!!
a word used to describe a medium to large, lower working cl-ss family who usually live in a council estate. their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of white storm and inhaling a windsor blue cigarette. this kind of family is regularly featured on the jeremy kyle show. woofers are closely linked to white trash.
“hey sharice. have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? they’re such woofers…”
(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say “woof” or barks.
“hey susan how are you?”
“woof”
“b-tch your such a woofer”

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