wook flu


symptoms include halitosis, red eyes, malodorous scent, general malaise, decreased verbal engagement (usually only grunts), absent (to non) mindedness, dry mouth, and dreams with themes from phish lyrics.
when a non wook spends time on tour and due to hugging and hanging out with lots of sweaty people, breathing in smoke of all kinds (2nd or 1st hand), lack of sleep and car travel results in a sickness that is only on phish tour, that sickness is wook flu

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