wooki gooch hair


when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. the hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.
ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has “wooki gooch hair”

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..never again!

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