Wookiee Smuggler
1.
a person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite s-x. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of wookiee smuggling. this involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
a person who smuggles wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the star wars universe. the most notable wookiee is chewbacca, a companion to han solo.
“hey man, did you see dave come home last night?”
“nah bro, he brought some ugly -ss chick home later on i think”
“jeez, what a douche, the guys such a f-cking wookiee smuggler”
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