woolly gimp


social misfit incapable of meaningful interaction with other members of the same species. mostly males with no physical skills, limited intellectual ability and lacking any tact or empathy.
wesley lived in his mothers spare bedroom and had aluminum foil blocking the windows. he graduated from a small junior college but never had friends, a job and had not spoken to a female since grade school. living off mom’s ss disability check, he hasn’t bathed or shaved in months, his diet consists only of junk food and high sugar and caffeine drinks and being hairy and obese resembled a mammoth. like a vampire he was pasty white and avoided contact with the sun. he was a cl-ssic woolly gimp.

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