Woolworths
n-z- dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. the n-z- dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and any piercing other than lobes have been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.
“welcome to woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door”
“hi i’m the opressive human recs manager for this store. is that a lip piercing
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one of the only inst-tutions where it’s actually legal to make use of slave labour.
“whoa! you worked 9 hours on a public holiday at woolworths! how much did you get paid?”
“get paid… you mean you’re supposed to get paid for these things!”
n; woolworths, safeway: “to work for minimum wage”, “to get ripped off”
related words: stingy, dictatorship.
devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.
the poor man’s coles
murray: “we might have to pop into woolworths, for some home brand delicacies”
steve: “f-ck no. let’s go to coles”
murray: “but i only have a dollar”
steve: “fair enough”
woolworths meaning ‘well worth it’ in ye old ess-xian language.
‘i is woolworths innit blood’
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