Woomance


a combination of woo and romance with efforts focused on making one fall in love with you. a step below seduction but above courting.
mr. darcy woomanced elizabeth bennett, and they lived happily ever after.

after many failed attempts, jeremy was able to woomance rebecca.

our anniversary was very woomantic. he surprised me with a trail of flower petals, a bubble bath, champagne, and a song he wrote.

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