woomph
a woomph can be heard during the act of s-xual intercourse. the woomph is so called due to the noise made when the p-n-s expels compressed air from the v-g-n-l chasm during and sometimes after penetrative s-xual intercourse.
a woomph can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.
the woomph can be ill-strated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man woomph.if you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be woomphing yourself.
the letter o in woomph can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g did you hear that wooooomph i just done honey?
oops! my v-g-n- just made a woomph.
me and the lady lover had a top woomphing session last night. she was really noisy!
did you woomph that bird you went home with last night!
woooooooomph! what a goal.
i have not had a woomph in ages and my b-lls are too big for my pants!
i am highly trained in the art of woomphing
this is the noise a javelin makes when you don’t throw it right and bounces as it lands. trust me. it woomphs.
-throws sharp pointy stick that is long and dangerous-
stick/javelin: woomph
“darn. it woomphed again!”
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