Wooster
a magical land of tootsie rolls, kilts, cows, bagpipes, tartan, black squirrels and snow. also a college, but that’s less important because c’mon, bagpipes!
wooster students study hard, work harder and party hardest of all! woo!
1. wooster traditions include bagpipes, stealing bricks and filling kauke arch with snow every year.
2. – yo dude, you going to that party at osu tonight? – nah man, i’m gonna hit up wooster, that sh-t is so much better
wooster (n.)
a word used to describe a male individual whose s-xual attractiveness level is unfathomable, and is able to seduce women with just his eyes.
example 1:
girl 1: oh man, look at that wooster.
girl 2: -screams-
girl 1: oh my g-d! what happened?
girl 2: my ovaries just exploded!
example 2:
guy: did you see that jaden guy? man, he’s such a wooster.
a word that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, ect. usually used to make other people confused and or ask what it means.
-i’m going to wooster you
– watch it you wooster!
-wow! this pasta is woosterific!
verb- to run with a sense of spontaneity.
we like to wooster through the streets of nyc on sundays.
a ditsy girl that believes anything that she hears especially, a blonde
-man that girl believes everything
– yeah, she’s a wooster
a slang term for v-g-n-
my ob-gyn was all up in my wooster today!
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