Wootton fish stick
when one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a b-tch whom he doesn’t like. one does this because the c-nt he has been f-cking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before s-x, after she just gave him a b.j. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
i gave that b-tch a wootton fish stick last night. after i put on the old condom, that b-tch said, “is someone cooking fish next door?” it was f-cking hilarious!
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