Word Artist
the type of person who is incessant on finding the perfect word for what they are trying to say, and once they do, they say the word in a condescending tone, as if you don’t know what it means.
this person may also welcome you into their “foyer” (often pr-nouncing it foy-ay) when they open their front door.
this person sounds like they are trying to paint a picture with every sentence.
regular person: “hey, did you eat yet?”
word artist: “that’s… that’s… the /deduction/ one would make.”
r.p.: “dude stfu and just say yes, douchebag.”
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