word salad


an incoherent jumble of words, normally refers to speech observed in schizophrenia.
“and my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite that’s chokin’ on the splinters”
an almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. usually the result of it professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)
zur: can i get a t90aims and t90esp database created.
dba: we already created t90aims.
zur: – so we still are still sort a t90esp db
dba: dude, are you ok?
hays: he’s just drunk
zur: word salad. typing too fast for brain.
rat: i thought you were having a stroke.

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