it’s when your mother has gone bat sh*t crazy and she’s been committed and now she wants you to sneak in some paraphernalia.
“honey, your brothers are coming to visit me and i’d like you to call them and tell them to bring me a word search”
“you know… the box of scrambled letters with a word bank??”
whatever the f*ck you want it to mean. alternate forms may include blerthage, blerthagio, blertha, blerths, i shall blerth all the way to work today and blerth when i get home.
an indian f*ggot who lives at usc and does not let anyone play nba 2k16. he parties way too often and always breaks his chargers. wtf ratik! ratik you’re too drunk! ratik don’t throw up on me!
- the malteser
this is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your b*lls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a sh*t. you then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises […]
tatyanna the most amazing person that you will ever meet in your entire life. she makes anyone in her presence so unbelievably happy. she is caring, trustworthy, nice, sweet, and so much more. her best quality is how brutally honest she is, and how straight-forward she is towards you. she is the most beautiful person […]