Word Wanker


a person who studies english or literature at any level higher that higher/a-level, eg. advanced higher/hnc, hnd, post-grad ect.
‘whats james doing?’ ‘ -n-lysing his english book’ ‘word w-nker!’
someone who makes up sh-t words.
that guy just said “s-x monkey”, what a word w-nker.
a person who types random words or phrases into search engines in a vain attempt to find some sort of happiness to occupy their usually sad, loneley lives.
“loom at him, wasting his study time on google, what a wordw-nker”

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