worfing


when you notice that some small aspect of reality has suddenly changed from what you thought it was, like in the star trek: tng episode parallels when worf silently switches between alternate realities.
sean: whoa, since when have disaronno bottles been rhombuses? i thought they were rectangular.
liam: dude, they’ve always been rhombuses.
sean: i think i’m worfing.

worf: i… i thought the cake was chocolate.
troi: don’t i wish!

worf: counselor, the painting that commander data gave me, it has moved.
troi: worf, i hung that painting there at your birthday party, remember?
worf: no.
the painting has changed! don’t you see it?
your hair, and your clothing, they have changed as well!

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