work goggles


derived from beer goggles–while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.
bob: wow, sally is hot, look at those legs!!
bill: yeah, she’s cute at best if we’re in a bar, but here at work she’s the cat’s meow compared to all the other ugly women.
bob: i hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!

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