work jerk
to jerk off at work.
i was at work the other day, boored to death, so i thought to myself, why don’t i go some place private for a work jerk?
the person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like cr-p. they usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
husband: i hate my new job.
wife: whats wrong?
husband: well they put me working with jim and he’s my department’s work jerk. he hates everything and he hates me for no reason. i mean i just started!
v. masturbating at work.
i’m gonna hit up the bathroom before i leave the office for a quick workjerk.
mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.
there’s a new secretary on staff. you can’t keep your eyes off of her and you can’t stop thinking about her. she just walked by and gave to a hard-on. now you have to go to the men’s room and squeeze out a work jerk.
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