workend
to work on the weekend
bob: ”hey man, fancy coming round this sat-rday for a couple drinks?”
jim: ”sorry man, gotta workend”
bob: ”oh, that sucks”
a weekend on which you have to work.
paul: hey steve, wanna hit the beach on sat-rday?
steve: can’t. it’s a workend.
what self-employed people do on sat-rday and sunday
duncan: ‘want to go golfing this weekend?’
krys: ‘i can’t, sorry, it’s a regular workend for me.’
derived from “weekend,” a workend–pr-nounced work-end– is what one has when one spends their sat-rday, sunday, and possibly even friday, doing nothing but something.
to be blunt: saying “i had a workend” is a quick way of saying “i didn’t do anything but work this weekend, f-ck my life.”
bob: jeff, you coming to the movies this week?
jeff: nah man, i’ve got a workend.
bob: sorry bro, that history paper’s a b-tch.
alice: hey jeff, what’d you do this weekend?
jeff: i had a workend.
alice: that stinks. history paper?
jeff: yep.
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