worker’s compensation
a lottery that rewards stupidity.
homer: hey, where’s charlie? how’d he get out of this?
carl: uh, he’s at home on worker’s compensation.
lenny: yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. it’s like a lottery that awards stupidity.
homer: stupidity, eh?
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