workshit
a half sheet of paper that teachers give, with as much problems are a full sheet of paper, without room to show work, as opposed to full worksheets. this method is supposed to save paper, but worksh-ts actually use up more paper.
normal worksheet – 1 piece of paper.
worksh-t – 1.5 pieces of paper. worksh-t + scratch paper that teachers make you use to show work.
worksh-ts: destroying forests, half a sheet of paper at a time.
pandu: i hate worksh-ts. there’s no room to show work. so i wiped my -ss with it.
churro: aye man, can i have a piece of paper? there’s no room to show work on this worksh-t.
this is a sh-t one takes at work. this type of sh-t is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. when this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which p-sses him off and embar-sses you in the workplace. not fun!
boss: jesus christ jim, you’ve been in the sh-tter a long time today, are you fine?
jim: yes i am boss, except i ate the chili from wendys from lunch today and ive got work sh-t from it.
boss: understandable. now get to work.
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