Workshop tan


pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.
“hey, get your workshop tan over here and check kevin’s new seam welding.”

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