Workvine


a close cousin of the regular, gossip grapevine. however, workvine differs in so much as it’s confined to the realms of the work place. in the office environment information is usually p-ssed onto the workvine around vending / coffee machines and reception areas. company receptionists are amongst the finest purveyors of workvine gossip.
typical coffee machine exchange of workvine gossip.

“hey bexley, did you hear leeroy from accounts is banging tasha from it?”

“yeah, he’s dipping in so many departments right now. you want a coffee with or without sugar?”

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