worm cock
a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin p-n-s that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.
omg worm c-ck jack lawrence
jack: hey ladies lets get s-xytime on
ladies: ok take them off
jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past -n-l dripage)
ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants
jack: :'( thats my p-n-s!
ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,
(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
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