Worm Dance
when your dog has worms and drags her -ss along the carpet, trying to break the itch.
ruby: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr -drags -ss along ground-
me: mum, ruby is doing the worm dance! do we have any more medicine?
in the platynereis genus (marine bristle worm) the female will get so turned on by her partner’s erotic dance that, finally unable to restrain herself, she’ll lose all conrtol. consumed with s-xual excitement, she’ll bite off the s-x organs of the male which are located in his rear end. (a kind of endless s-x.) she swallows the sperm contained in this mouthful, and the sperm travels through her body to the cache of eggs and fertilises them.
beau: hey man! what’s that s-xy dance you’re doing there?
nick: oh this? it’s called the wormdance.
beau: woah that’s great! makes me want to eat your p-n-s!
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