wormy chestnut


a really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your “crib”, do so.
you can brag to your woman something like this. you: “did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?” her: “really, you must know a lot about antiques.” you: “well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture.” her: “i know, right?” (knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

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