wottle


a plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it’s not supposed to. distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. commonly found on roofs.

appeared in a monty python sketch:
“this is a wottle,
the emblem of our land
you can stick it in a bottle
you can hold it in your hand”
“man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!”
a water bottle
those bottles work really well as wottles

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