Wougar


a white trash version of the popular “cougar.” these older, s-xually aggressive and questionably dressed women can be found preying on younger men at wal-mart, the bar at applebees, steve miller band concerts and other, yet equally popular white trash venues.
did you see that wougar ordering an amaretto sour at the bar? i couldn’t believe her tapered guess jeans circa ’89, let alone the fact that she invited me to stop by her trailer later on. maybe i should bring her some carnations and baby’s breath from wal-mart first! you know..to sweeten the deal. wougars dig that sort of thing!
a cougar with the excitement of a young woo girl.
a 40 year old woman hit on me at a concert, and then procdded to hollar “wooooooo!” a lot. she is a wougar.

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