wounded cougar


the wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. the wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.
i took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.

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