Wounded Duck
a figurative term to describe a bad p-ss. “wounded duck” p-sses either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.
defensively, also known as a gimmie.
so ben roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day cliff stoudt than the guy who led the steelers to a win in super bowl xl. benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the steelers the game.
s-xual technique used to entice women and create the best -rg-sms by arousal of the -n-s. formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. much like shocker but can heighten intensity of s-xual pleasure to a maximum in comparison.
steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) caress -n-l hole with forefinger
2) make ready wounded duck position
3) aggressively insert fingers into -n-s (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form “warrior duck” by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, p-n-s ( remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner “you were amazing” then proceed to high five)
i went duck hunting last night
yea?
yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then i got to wounded duck her all night long. see? smell my fingers
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