wount


1. the imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person’s stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. derived from the michelin man (past mascot for michelin tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.

2. a free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. when i looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled “wount!” and i knew he was having a great time.

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