wrapped around the axle


to be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. imagine driving a car over a wire fence. the fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.
this network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.
to be extremey or overly upset.
“jordan is wrapped around the axle because he has to sit on the bench during the game.”

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