wrinkle wank


the act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying t-t w-nk, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction
i went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle w-nk

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