wrister
a handjob; where one uses one’s hand to bring a man to -rg-sm; typically used by new lovers
“i got another wrister from her the other night. it’s getting a little boring, i can do that myself, you know?”
a warm knitted covering for the wrist
my grandmother knitted me a wrister
noun. a person who m-st-rb-t-s frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach -rg-sm.
jesus, he’s only knocking another one out in the shower – what a wrister
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