wrong tree


abbreviated version of “barking up the wrong tree” which means mistakenly looking for something in a place where it will not be found. often used to decline a general invitation before it can be specifically directed towards you.
person a: “i heard the cops were searching your brother’s house for evidence.”
person b: “yeah, wrong tree there.”

(person a approaches two of her roommates)
person a: “oh, i’m so glad i ran into you guys! i really need some help cleaning the apartment.”
person b: “wrong tree.”

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